if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
i will come kill him with my demon blade
Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me
pissing each other off as foreplay
i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
so i have a cat now
SOMEONE FINALLY BROKE VIC MICHAELIS
To be fair it's Zac Oyama. He'll break anyone.
I'll admit it: I didn't appreciate Zac Oyama for a long time. He's got such a chill vibe that when you put him in a room full of Dropout weirdos, it can be hard to notice how much he's doing to slowly make the scene more and more unhinged.
He's the improv comedy version of the party rogue and he keeps critting on those sneak attacks
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.
The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.
Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious






















"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah